According to President Chicken Little, starting on Friday...
1. TSA line times will double..nay, Triple!!...in length.
2. If you're lucky enough to even get on an airplane, it will most likely fall from the sky. And there will be no fire or
rescue people to help scrape you up.
3. ILLEGAL* ALIENS - *it's okay to use the term, if you're a Dem trying to scare people - will flood our borders!
4. Food will no longer be safe to eat.
5. Water will no longer be safe to drink.
6. ALL old people will die. Or starve. Maybe both.
7. Like, a bajillion teachers will lose their jobs.
8. Head Start will no longer be able to not give kids a 'head start'.
9. Sandra Fluke may become pregnant. Or get syphilis.
10. Babies will form gangs, and roam the streets with automatic weapons.
Yes. Really.
So, make sure you pick up bread and milk.
According to President Chicken Little, starting on Friday...
1. TSA line times will double..nay, Triple!!...in length.
2. If you're lucky enough to even get on an airplane, it will most likely fall from the sky. And there will be no fire or
rescue people to help scrape you up.
3. ILLEGAL* ALIENS - *it's okay to use the term, if you're a Dem trying to scare people - will flood our borders!
1. TSA line times will double..nay, Triple!!...in length.
2. If you're lucky enough to even get on an airplane, it will most likely fall from the sky. And there will be no fire or
rescue people to help scrape you up.
3. ILLEGAL* ALIENS - *it's okay to use the term, if you're a Dem trying to scare people - will flood our borders!
4. Food will no longer be safe to eat.
5. Water will no longer be safe to drink.
6. ALL old people will die. Or starve. Maybe both.
7. Like, a bajillion teachers will lose their jobs.
8. Head Start will no longer be able to not give kids a 'head start'.
9. Sandra Fluke may become pregnant. Or get syphilis.
10. Babies will form gangs, and roam the streets with automatic weapons.
Yes. Really.
So, make sure you pick up bread and milk.
5. Water will no longer be safe to drink.
6. ALL old people will die. Or starve. Maybe both.
7. Like, a bajillion teachers will lose their jobs.
8. Head Start will no longer be able to not give kids a 'head start'.
9. Sandra Fluke may become pregnant. Or get syphilis.
10. Babies will form gangs, and roam the streets with automatic weapons.
Yes. Really.
So, make sure you pick up bread and milk.
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